Jan
8
The reality of your facebook
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Do me this solid, if you would, pretty lady
Please grab your martini and meet me on the balcony
I prepared a light show, you can fake a melody
We can argue over where and when the cymbal hits should be
Look who’s going down this week, it’s Mutya! No, it’s not a new dog food, it’s that minging looking one from the Sugababes!
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Doris: The thing to remember is, don’t go giving him nothing on the first night.
Stacey: Really?
Doris: Well, no, not nothing. A kiss, a cuddle, a cheeky finger. Just don’t go selling him the whole farm.
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